An odyssey in the 2009th (2): Hong Kong | Travel to ...
Now, to warn you in good time if it happens to your personal Ithaca is somewhere in the South Seas - in Australia, New Zealand, Tasmania or any other dumped in the Pacific wasteland godforsaken place with unique ecosystem and vigilant customs sa great offices should be instantly throw overboard coral and ebony (Cause quarantine regime is very strict and references to the advice of some Greek poets of the last century are not known as a good tactic to avoid prison experiences). As nacre - has it all over the Pacific in the excesses that somewhere else in the world would have gone for tasteless wasteful, but here are my normal. Just a little compulsive annoying. sa great A amber ... Australia May biggest sa great producer and exporter sa great in the world. So we follow the counsel of the poet selectively - we have bought a lot of colorful goods, but no pearl, coral, amber and ebony. I do not know is it necessary to specify that also do not carry gas cylinders, automatic guns, grenades, poison cockroaches, welders, paint cans, kitchen knives, rapiers, sa great nor any of the other exotic goods mentioned on the notice boards sa great of all international airports as prohibited in hand baggage. sa great (Who on earth travels around the world with welder? !! Or a gas bottle ?! car battery ??!) and confidently go through a quick exit "Nothing to declare". With thin aromas no problem (if they are not from Hong Kong - see "On the way to Ithaca Part One). See stopping in Phoenician cities slightly worries me. But I personally do not intend to go in absolutely no Phoenician city and as I understand from the printed route to relieve my ticket - Aeroflot also no road there. Our only chance to then find ourselves in such an unintended destination was a terrorist act. Or damage to the engine. Well, perhaps alcoholic delirium. Pilot (do not forget though Russian national characteristics). So spit three times over his shoulder against such bad luck and get upon sophisticated aircraft. One of the advantages of Aeroflot is bad glory - Boeing travel half empty,
allowing a large part of the savvy travelers to stretch out in full growth of vacancies and to travel in first class comfort at no extra charge. The ability to step tension for about ten hours and I would make very happy if it was suffocating cough, sa great which already has become my usual way of breathing and successfully suppresses all other emotions. May is the time to admit that hardly will be smoke in Varna cafes, but like bronchitis or a sudden attack of mutated viral hefty Varna bacillus sa great in effeminate my helpless Australian immune system. Accidentally discover that wine helps a lot - for cough, not the immune system - and toss off a quick two. Then the rest of the dream trip. Arrival in Hong Kong is a nightmare.
In addition to cut the pain in the chest and elsewhere - from povsevmestna muscle strain, with which I acquired after a two-day non-stop coughing, all obshtopoznati show signs of fever, dehydration, exhaustion and delirium. More than anything I want to shrink in the fetal position and cuddle under those there pots of orchids spotlessly clean and cool (Oh, how cool!) sa great Airport floor. Instead, he headed to the counters for customs and passport checks. Passenger numerous mass around us is I dressed with surgical masks in various styles and colors, which again reminds me of the global swine flu hysteria past and how desirable it would be to be disclosed as prinositelka of alien germs of Chinese territory. Besides, they were pork, chicken, cat or other animal origin. Lay superhuman efforts to keep my eyes open and cough under control. I can not do anything but to regulate their body temperature. Which does not worry and especially in extremely inadequate state until glimpse from afar lelcheto with infrared gun to be shot passengers temperature measurements from a distance. What now ?! Activities pulling sa great a simple plan - my brave companion will stand in all circumstances between me and fearsome sa great armed lelche (better not come across in the crossfire!), But in mandatory health declarations will lie like an old gypsy (barabar with their grandchildren) that nothing sa great we will not, we are absolutely safe and sound, and does anyone we have not noticed to show signs of a cold or God forbid, flu. Pu, P, P! God kept us from such!
Go out seamlessly from the scope of lelcheto only to natresem a whole company sa great heavily armed young people. Do police, military Does not clear from their gray uniforms and huge machines. Their presence only reminds me that the submission of false declarations are strongly reduced
Now, to warn you in good time if it happens to your personal Ithaca is somewhere in the South Seas - in Australia, New Zealand, Tasmania or any other dumped in the Pacific wasteland godforsaken place with unique ecosystem and vigilant customs sa great offices should be instantly throw overboard coral and ebony (Cause quarantine regime is very strict and references to the advice of some Greek poets of the last century are not known as a good tactic to avoid prison experiences). As nacre - has it all over the Pacific in the excesses that somewhere else in the world would have gone for tasteless wasteful, but here are my normal. Just a little compulsive annoying. sa great A amber ... Australia May biggest sa great producer and exporter sa great in the world. So we follow the counsel of the poet selectively - we have bought a lot of colorful goods, but no pearl, coral, amber and ebony. I do not know is it necessary to specify that also do not carry gas cylinders, automatic guns, grenades, poison cockroaches, welders, paint cans, kitchen knives, rapiers, sa great nor any of the other exotic goods mentioned on the notice boards sa great of all international airports as prohibited in hand baggage. sa great (Who on earth travels around the world with welder? !! Or a gas bottle ?! car battery ??!) and confidently go through a quick exit "Nothing to declare". With thin aromas no problem (if they are not from Hong Kong - see "On the way to Ithaca Part One). See stopping in Phoenician cities slightly worries me. But I personally do not intend to go in absolutely no Phoenician city and as I understand from the printed route to relieve my ticket - Aeroflot also no road there. Our only chance to then find ourselves in such an unintended destination was a terrorist act. Or damage to the engine. Well, perhaps alcoholic delirium. Pilot (do not forget though Russian national characteristics). So spit three times over his shoulder against such bad luck and get upon sophisticated aircraft. One of the advantages of Aeroflot is bad glory - Boeing travel half empty,
allowing a large part of the savvy travelers to stretch out in full growth of vacancies and to travel in first class comfort at no extra charge. The ability to step tension for about ten hours and I would make very happy if it was suffocating cough, sa great which already has become my usual way of breathing and successfully suppresses all other emotions. May is the time to admit that hardly will be smoke in Varna cafes, but like bronchitis or a sudden attack of mutated viral hefty Varna bacillus sa great in effeminate my helpless Australian immune system. Accidentally discover that wine helps a lot - for cough, not the immune system - and toss off a quick two. Then the rest of the dream trip. Arrival in Hong Kong is a nightmare.
In addition to cut the pain in the chest and elsewhere - from povsevmestna muscle strain, with which I acquired after a two-day non-stop coughing, all obshtopoznati show signs of fever, dehydration, exhaustion and delirium. More than anything I want to shrink in the fetal position and cuddle under those there pots of orchids spotlessly clean and cool (Oh, how cool!) sa great Airport floor. Instead, he headed to the counters for customs and passport checks. Passenger numerous mass around us is I dressed with surgical masks in various styles and colors, which again reminds me of the global swine flu hysteria past and how desirable it would be to be disclosed as prinositelka of alien germs of Chinese territory. Besides, they were pork, chicken, cat or other animal origin. Lay superhuman efforts to keep my eyes open and cough under control. I can not do anything but to regulate their body temperature. Which does not worry and especially in extremely inadequate state until glimpse from afar lelcheto with infrared gun to be shot passengers temperature measurements from a distance. What now ?! Activities pulling sa great a simple plan - my brave companion will stand in all circumstances between me and fearsome sa great armed lelche (better not come across in the crossfire!), But in mandatory health declarations will lie like an old gypsy (barabar with their grandchildren) that nothing sa great we will not, we are absolutely safe and sound, and does anyone we have not noticed to show signs of a cold or God forbid, flu. Pu, P, P! God kept us from such!
Go out seamlessly from the scope of lelcheto only to natresem a whole company sa great heavily armed young people. Do police, military Does not clear from their gray uniforms and huge machines. Their presence only reminds me that the submission of false declarations are strongly reduced
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